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And now.... [27 Dec 2007|10:47pm] [ mood | ocean ] ...most of the time. 11 comments|post comment

[09 Jan 2006|10:51pm] [ mood | chipper ] [ music | 40 year old virgin in the background ] Paul keeps trying to prove himself, and now I like him. Amanda has found herself a good boyfriend. He can cook, really well at that. He drives a super nice car. He's always spending time with Amanda and goes shopping with her. And, he rents movies for her and watches them cuddled up to her on the couch. It's like my relationship with Evan, but without the nice car, good cooking, and shopping. I think he makes a lot of money too. Anyway, I'm going to make another journal and put this one to rest. I'll keep it around by logging into it every now and again, because I actually want my entries if I want to go back and read them. This is why I am getting a new journal, LJ is DELETING my old posts with every new post I make! >.< So, here I go, off to make a new LJ, this one will not be updated again, though I will come back and edit in my new LJ name. Ok, my new LJ is www.livejournal.com/users/chibsinpants post comment

[08 Jan 2006|08:24pm] Ten Top Trivia Tips about The chibs! The eye of an ostrich is bigger than The chibs! Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of The chibs! Peanuts and The chibs are beans. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have The chibs for the rest of the day. The chibs can't sweat. Only one person in two billion will live to be The chibs. Michelangelo finished his great statue of The chibs in 1504, after eighteen months work. The chibs is the last letter of the Greek alphabet. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by The chibs. The chibs is the world's largest rodent. I am interested in - do tell me about herhimitthem post comment

collected from the pages of raal44. [06 Jan 2006|08:08pm] [ mood | curious ] [ music | Institute - Bulletproof skin ] 1. Grab the nearest book. 2. Open the book to page 123. 3. Find the fifth sentence. 4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions. 5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you. "Then multiply in each place-value position from right to left and add the products obtained." from an Elemetry School math book my sister left on the table. Find out how you end your life, the google way. Go to google, type "(your name) was killed by" and see what the end of life holds in store for you. Remember to use the quotations marks, or else it wont work. "Kristina was killed by The bomb Luis Alcazar had planted" also, "KristIna was killed by a spell designed only to take out a 12/12 dreAdnaught, so SHE couldn't have had much more than 12 life at the time." post comment

[04 Jan 2006|10:27am] Who else is love? pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005 5 comments|post comment

And they call me mister fish man! [02 Jan 2006|10:35pm] [ music | belle and sebastion - seeing other people ] By the way, today is plan an orgy day. So, everybody needs to orgy! Come on, I'm sure you all know two or three people willing to participate in an orgy with you, so don't be shy! Oh well, all the bood says to do is plan it, so you don't really have to go through with it, I suppose. Ok, this stuff under the cut is just for me so I don't loose it. ( Read more... ) post comment

Must bathe! [01 Jan 2006|11:54am] [ mood | chipper ] [ music | Ninja rap - Vanilla Ice ] Blarg! I'm getting a bit upset with all the people doing those things they do! Last night Zoi found out she has an Uncle, apparently Zoi's RP background crossed with somebody else's in the guild, so he bought her a mount. That was very nice of him. I hates the small children in my house! Kill them! It's time to get CRUNK! post comment

[01 Jan 2006|11:44am] I seriously laughed out loud. Your Stipper Song Is I'm a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears "I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it. I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it." You may seem shy, but you can let your wild side out when you want to! What Song Should You Strip To? post comment

[28 Dec 2005|10:15pm] [ music | MC Hammer - 2 legit ] ::convoulses:: Bwah! Hahahahaaha! Mwahaha! Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohheeeheheehehehehehehehe! ::snorts:: Heh heh heeee haw! ::giggle fit continues:: Jane! Get me off this crazy thing! I'mmmm llloooooooooooooooosssssssssssiiiiiiiiinjnnngg myyyyyyyyyy miiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!1!!!!!! injusteighthoursthey'llbebringingflowersonmylife,it'sovertonight. notreallybutI'mlossingmymind! And, I have to wake up super early! Gah, the sugar! I've never reacted so to it before! Beat me with a fuggin' tranq stick!!! I cannot stress the amount of exclamation points I have running through my mind! I'm must stop posting tonight, I'm killing people's friends pages! Gah! Snark! Swim allong with the Snorks! Just yoedle when you cannot find the words! ( Read more... ) post comment

Oh my.. [28 Dec 2005|10:11pm] [ music | Family Guy - This House is Freakin' Sweet! ] IT'S HAMMER TIME! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer" Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! Go Hammer! 2 comments|post comment

You can take the escalator, I'll use the apples and pears. [28 Dec 2005|09:48pm] [ mood | bored ] [ music | Jem - Missing you ] Escalade, escalade, ben-Z, 1973 Cooper, BMW. Damn you people with your cars! On an unrealted note: If you pay $300 for a car, you are paying for a $300 car. Teach the internet kids that the $ comes before the number and not after, thanks. kthanxdie, that's not very nice. The dude at Best Buy is nice, I hope he won't be shocked when I come in for the third day in a row with yet another computer problem. I've got The Movies installed on my computer, it's fun. The next movie I want to see is The Producers. I saw The Producers on Broadway in New York. Did I forget to wish everybody a happy New Years? I'm sorry, Happy New Years ya'll! I can bearly understand the customers at work with their thick southern accents. Dirt, oil, four-wheelers. My car sill has that damn dent in it. Stephen King's "It" didn't scare me, then again, I saw "It" for the first time not too long ago. That guy from "Three's Company" was a very nice guy, even if the show was a bit annoying. Why can my mom stand having company, but cannot, for the life of her, leave the house? Agoraphobics should get together and have comming out, into the open, parties. R Kelly's "In the Closet" should stop playing on BET. Stop signs are octogons. Who remebers who represented the number eight in Gundam Wing? And what did he or she do? Abdul is not a number. "I'll always be thankful for the time we had We were blessed I should celebrate but I feel too sad All the wonderful memories just make me fall apart And it feels like somebody's stabbed me in my heart" and the most powerful lyrics of this song: "Tell me that I'm gonna wake up It's just a bad dream Please tell me that it's fiction Tell me it's just a lie Whatever you choose to tell me Please say he didn't die" 5 comments|post comment

[27 Dec 2005|10:54pm] snuggling with Evan is very nice. 3 comments|post comment

The man with no name.. Zap Branagin! [26 Dec 2005|11:01pm] [ mood | sludgy ] [ music | Dead Kennedys - Night of the Living Rednecks ] Haha! I hope everyone had a good first day of the year! Mine was ok, I don't feel too great, but I'm alive. Bye! <3 "I was walking allong when, suddenly these jock in this bright blue pick up drove up, they had KC lights, tractor tires, everything but the CB. It was a life sized hot wheels car for some dumb ritch kid. Well they drove up to me and they yelled what dumb ritch kids usually yell, 'hey faggot!' and showered me with some water. So, I stood their thinking, 'what a bunch of fuck heads,' and picked up a rock..." 2 comments|post comment

[24 Dec 2005|09:20am] All you folks who play DnD with me call your DM ASAP! He wants to do DnD this Saturday! post comment

Love and whatnots are going to grow into apricots! [21 Dec 2005|12:57am] [ mood | restless ] Today Chris called, around nine am, I'm clad he called because I needed to wake up. This wasn't Eldoran Chris, this was Mercincary_of_fate Chris from Pittsburg and soon to be Ohio who works at EB and RPs with me on WoW. He wanted to know how my Christmas was and let me know that he wouldn't be able to RP untill he gets setled in in Ohio. Then I did my morning stuff, bathing, make up, clothes. Then I sat down and watched happy TV. I say it is happy TV because last night I saw "KIDS" for the first time, and I'm now afraid of people in cities who are the ages 9 to 20, because all of those kids were horrible. I felt a little bad for the short haired chick, but she was a morron to sleep with that Telly kid in the first place. I cannot believe what those kids did, were those nine year olds smoking weed?! One kid died and nobody noticed! Great visuals though, I loved the rave seen, I must admit. Because of the colors and the four person make out-athon in the mirror room, the whole thing was very artistic. So, today I watched good happy not scary or disturbing at all TV. Or "Mister Show." Which ever comes first. Ok, so "Mister Show" isn't not disturbing at times. But, you must admit it is funny. Evan called and I went to his house. We watched.. Um.. Err.. I cannot spell the name of the movie, but it was a Hammer Horror film about a family were the brother killed the other brother and the sister went crazy when she found out he was dead, and then she went to kill herself and.. DUN DUN DUUUUN! The dead brother comes and stops her, causing the murdering brother to go psycho. More stuff happens, like a fire, and a Cask of Amantiago (I have no idea about this word) moment. We played The Movies, and it tottaly rocks! I so want to make an awsome movie on it, so now I want the game! We got food at the China Buffet and went back to his house were we played SC III and it was fun, then I read some of "Mage: The Awakening." After I tried to make sence of the paths of the Mages we watched "Dracula" staring that actor Evan really likes. Christopher Lee. It was very good, and now I think Christopher Lee is/was hot. He was younger in the 60/70s. Well, not just Christopher Lee, English men are awsome! We were mezmerized by the way they carry themselves, the way they laugh and talk. Evan suggested we be like Maddona and move to England and pretend to be British. I checked Evan's graphics card, to see what kind I need to get (not the same as his, a slightly better one, now I have it a GeForce FX 5500.. Not the best, not the worst, not near the best, but it's passable.) So, here I am now. Thinking about watching the Gillmore Girls, but I really should go to sleep. Eldoran, call Evan and let him know what day you have off, Degion too. He wants to do some DnD. Yesterday was fun, I saw all of my living family in Mississippi minus the cousin who is in Hong Kong and my baby cousin who was with her momma's family. I found out that my favorite holliday cookies are very healthy too. post comment

[19 Dec 2005|03:14pm] Cherish the memories you create today! Happy Hollidays! post comment

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[16 Dec 2005|11:47pm] I'm ready to trade my body in for a fake one, or a jar. Please stop hitting on me, mister Save Rite guy! You are a creepy man, one because you look like a killer, and two because you're hitting on me. ( Look under my cut for stuffs! ) 1 comment|post comment

[16 Dec 2005|11:47pm] Yes, I am. And, I know what you are thinking, and your wrong. post comment

[09 Dec 2005|12:45pm] What does your handwriting say about YOU? post comment

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